Growly growly!
On a par with Nadine Baglady and her panty riptides, that slapper in No.7 slap drives me wild!
Not in a frenzy of lust and ravishment...
then again...
But I digress (though exactly what gress is and why it needs to be dyed I have no idea!).
She's so bloody WOODEN! That oh so flat "ta da.", and "If I put them on the wrong way round, will they may me look older?".
Course it won't you thick arse trout!
But what REALLY gets my goat, is a troll.
On the other hand, what I find REALLY irritating is how to put cream and serum on in the right order. Think of it like putting on your underwear before your dress. "Ah, I wondered where I was going wrong".
Like it matters! I don't have any experience is such ladywear, but I would assume it neither matters which way round you don said garments. Dress on first, you have unrestricted access to bung on some pants.
Unless you go commando.
Surely the ad should have compared it to putting on your underwear before putting on your trousers, for obviously you can't put your scanties on after stepping into some slacks. Unless, of course, you're a Superhero like Soupyman.
"Stand back, Croutons of Doom, for I have placed my pants over my brightly colored pantyhose. Flee my wrathful package! Beware the Kryptonite Cock, for my trunks are tailored to display my trunk in a fashion to put David Bowie and Borat to shame! These are special knickers, called a gress, dyed red to accentuate my lustful manlyness! I'm not called the Man of Steel for nothing - just grip my rod".
Anyhoo, now she's back with another dull as dishwater performance in the latest ad! Oooooh, I'd like to give her a slap, and bring some color to her pale cheeks...
...in some bare assed spanking session no doubt (alas, without Gwen. Though she's welcome to join in, the gap toothed Welsh wench!).
Anti-aging serums indeed!
