I need one of them courses he does 'after-show' to instil some form of self confidence!
But surely, I hear you ask, you are such a supremely self confident egotistical git that approaching Cute Dreadlock Babe and starting a conversation should be a piece of piss! Just talk to her like one of yer blogs.
Unfortunately, talking to hot chicks (who've just moved from Leeds & know no-one) sounds dead easy, but it's not quite the same as typing inane witterings onto a faceless MySpace textbox!
I think I'll have to get some practice in one of them 'Speed Dating' efforts they have at Traffik (oooh, there's one on tomorrow!)
Please feel free to give my cowardly butt a damn good kicking - if you can find me, that is! I may just have to hide meself under some stone due to the embarassment of not even being able to speak to CDB, and everyone knowing what a shy lardyarse scaredycat I am!
Oh well, c'est la vie
Although I ain't sittin' in a tree with me mum telling me to come home for me tea. Nor is any Irish lass prepared to show me hers if I show her mine.
Got to let her in (yeah yeah yeah)
Let the fun begin (yeaaaaaah)
She's a fox today
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
She'll huff, She'll puff
She'll huff & puff & blow me right off
She's a fox today
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
She'll huff, She'll puff
She'll huff & puff & blow me right off
Ah, tuff shit, coz I can't even work up the courage to say Hello, so no fun for me.
B*Witched me, she did!
