And it is!
True to form, the one shop I wants to get stuff from is all out of stock.
Still, at least I replaced me finger!
Although to hear the chavettes on the bus tonight, getting fingered in the showers by the gym instructor is all the rage!
Honestly, even the iPod couldn't drain out the incessant stream of filth pouring from Daddy's Little Angel's overloud gobs. And from what they were discussing, it weren't streams of filth that normally fills their cream cakeholes!
Forget them Late Night C4 Sex Guides and Lovers Guide Interactive DVDs - you can learn more detail from a 20 min journey on a bus after 3:15pm!
Lovers Guide Interactive DVD indeed - interact with what, I ask? Stick yer nob in the VHS slot of the VCR? Use the remote control as a makeshift dildo? Must be a bit off-putting when you're trying to Do The Business whilst getting instructions from a DVD! What if you're in mid flow, and you're partner exclaims "Oh, you you just rewind it a bit to see if we missed something, coz I'm not getting any buzz from this!". Not very romantic, is it!
Unless, of course, the DVD is like them Atmosfear videos, and whilst you're on the job, up pops a random nudie figure to exclaim "That's it", "Give her one from me", "Just a little to the left", "No! You're doing it wrong! You do it like THIS"
Voyeuristic DVD presenters - whatever next!
