I think I'm being stalked by them Other Worldly types, wot appear as dark shadows ready to make thievery with your soul.
And now they got transport!
Driving along in my automobile (sans the parallel newborn), you notice a dark car behind. Long, straight road, nowhere to go, glance in mirror...
AND THEY AIN'T THERE!!
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo (That's the Twilight Zone, in cas you were wondering!).
Same with peoples. Sometime you glance behind for some reason, and see some blurry figure a-striding down the road. Looks back a second later...
NO ONE THERE!
Not to mention the ectoplasmic cats, rats, and arachs! Sit on the sofa, watchy watchy watchy telly, and out the corner of yer eye you see a dark shape scuttle across the floor. You swiftly gaze at it - it stops...
AND THERE'S NOWT THERE!!
No, I'm not one for conspiracy theories*, but I'm half tempted to think that there may be some korean type Sadako types lurking in the crevices, ready to half inch my lifeforce and whatnots.
Still, if she's after me whatnots, I reckon I'll have to have one of them there invocations!
* OOOOH - THERE WAS SOMETHING ON THE NUDES TODAY! THEY RECKON THAT ONE OF THEM VIKING TYPE SPACESHIPS WOT LANDED ON MARS TOOK A PHOTO OF SOME SPACE MONSTER STROLLING ABOUT. AND JUST LIKE THE FACE IN CYDONIA, THEY'RE TRYING TO PRETEND IT'S A ROCK!
