Apologies if this leaves a bad taste in the mouth...
...but at least you'll get backstage to meet Gary Glitter.
As Jimmy once said to an underage child in the back of his camper van (allegedly).
Hold up... didn't that there Robin Williams out of Take Shat sing that Cock DJ song to all his underage groupies:
Singin' in the classes (classrooms, eh!), Music for your masses
Give no head - no backstage passes!
Have a proper giggle, I'll be quite polite
bur when I rock the mic, I rock the mic
SHITE!
bur when I rock the mic, I rock the mic
SHITE!
Officer! Arrest that boyband pædo performer! It's all Robbie The Robot's fault - encouraging teenies to give blowies to get backstage, indeed! Disgraceful!