Gaaah!
Today, I had the day off for a bleaching!
No, not one of them there anal bleachings. Who'd want Domestos or Toilet Duck squirted up their bum?
Anyhoo, get a txt - Ms Hairdressage is all a-poorly with morning sickness. or plague. or reanimatory zombie infection. or something.
So, my Hallowe'en barnet will not be a proper Hallowe'en barnet this year.
Buggery sod pissflap it!
Oh well.
Still. Day off! Whoop!
