Tuesday, 23 October 2012

Open up your mouth and feed it...

You know, that Jimmy Saville thing is getting out of hand.

Last night, the BBC used their showcase investigative show Paranomal to investigate the BBC dropping a documentary.

So, this documentary exposed that a BBC boss got his minions to ask the coppers to verify the accusations, and they said that the cops said that the CPS said that his mum said (probably) that the charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence, and the show was canned for fear of unfounded accusationary lawsuits.

Which, apparently, is The Crime Of The Century!

So, according to the news today, the poor BBC Boss has had rather a harsh time of it:

BBC Boss Grilled By MPs!

Now, I'm no expert, but I thought we had some form of due process. Trials, jail sentences, community service...

...it's a bit much when regrettably holding back a documentary because the content is legally iffy results in retributionary flambé by ministerial types!

BBQ'd BBC Boss, slow grilled in the House Of Commons, by cannibalistic governMental folk" Still, I suppose Eric Pickles was watering at the mouth... although I'm not surprised, really. You'd hardly expect poshos from Eaten Mess would partake of plebs as their bill of fayre. No, it char-grilled posh-boy management executive, taken in a first class cabin, or nothing at all. All washed up with fava beans and a nice cup o'tea.

Still, I guess he can count himself lucky. The headline could have been:

BBC Boss Spit-Roasted By Footballers!
"We thought he was an underage WAG ", claims tag-teaming gangbangers

I know The House has its weird rituals, like that banging black Rod up against the door thing they have to do to open Parliament.

Although it seems to me that even sexually assaulting colored folk named Dave just to sit on a cusioned bench and shout "hear, hear!", "Rhubard!" and "I refer the cuntfucker to what I said a momet ago, the deaf fucking twat!" in is a tad extreme.

And more that a bit racist!

Or something...