Oh, my poor Pretty!
One of my top Starbucks Saturday Harem was in all alone and miserable :(
Clutching coffee, curled up on comfy couch, all a-teary eyed.
Then in walks hubby (sans kids) to sit aside... turn to face the wall. Shrug off the comforting arm. Whispery whispery discussion...
A long cuddle...
A sit apart...
A long silence...
A departure in silence...
So, looks like a breakup! And if she's now an "ex"... well, looks like she's mine nEXt!
Well, she might have a thing for short, fat, troll-visaged gothboys with preposterous hair, outlandish 'tashe, a comedic lecherous double-entendrey turn of phrase and ill advised fashion!
Well, anything's possible!