Saturday, 20 October 2012

The X Fucked Off...

Oh, my poor Pretty!

One of my top Starbucks Saturday Harem was in all alone and miserable :(

Clutching coffee, curled up on comfy couch, all a-teary eyed.

Then in walks hubby (sans kids) to sit aside... turn to face the wall. Shrug off the comforting arm. Whispery whispery discussion...

A long cuddle...

A sit apart...

A long silence...

A departure in silence...

So, looks like a breakup! And if she's now an "ex"... well, looks like she's mine nEXt!

Well, she might have a thing for short, fat, troll-visaged gothboys with preposterous hair, outlandish 'tashe, a comedic lecherous double-entendrey turn of phrase and ill advised fashion!

Well, anything's possible!