Call me, call me, call me anytime!
Xym The Shrink is open for business!
You got troubles? The Xym is here to listen and advise.
Well, mainly listen.
Pretties with problems - no problem! I shall take thee out to lunch, and thou canst pour thy heart out.
And I may even treat you to a bit of Retail Therapy after!
I really am great, I am!
And if this takes off, The Xym may well expand into further territories...
Coming Soon: Xym's Escort & Booty Call services!
