Yes, I has finally figureds its out! No more out of synch nanaramies and such! And so I embarked on an encodence of cinematic extravaganzatory delight!
And so I was able to sit in Starbucks this morrow, putting a great big smile on me great fat face with some classic cheese! Amidst Coraline, The Call Of Cthulhu, Labyrinth, Mirrormask, etc, there's a couple to REALLY brighten up my day!
And let the smiles circulate, for here are the Theme Tunes that put a smile on me face this morrow... So, all together now, deep breaths.. and... sing!
Attack of the killer tomatoes
Attack of the killer tomatoes! Attack of the killer tomatoes!
They’ll beat you, bash you
squish you, mash you
Chew you up for brunch!
And finish you off for dinner or lunch
They’re marching down the halls
They’re crawling up the walls
They’re gooey, gushy
squishy, mushy
rotten to the core!
They’re standing outside your door
Remember Herbert Farbidge?
While taking out his garbage
He turned around and he did see
Tomatoes hiding in his tree!
Now he’s just a memory
I know I’m going to miss her
A tomato ate my sister!
Sacramento fell today!
They’re marching in to San José!
Tomatoes are on their way
The Mayor is on vacation
The Governor’s fled the nation
The Police have gone on strike today
The National Guard has run away
Tomatoes will have their day!
Attack of the killer tomatoes!
Attack of the killer tomatoes!
They’ll beat you, bash you
squish you, mash you
chew you up for brunch!
And finish you off for dinner or lunch
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Killer Klowns From Outer Space1
P.T.Barnum said it so long ago
"Theres one born every minute,
don't you know?"
Some make us laugh
some make us cry
These Klowns honey
gonna make you die
Everybody's running
when the circus comes into their town
Everybodys gunning
for the likes of the Killer Klowns from outer Space...
The Ring Master shouts
"Let the show begin!"
Send in the klowns
let them do you in!
See the rubber nose
on a painted face
Bringing genocide
to the human race
It's time to take a ride
on a nightmare merry go round
You'll be dead on arrival
from the likes of the Killer Klowns
from Outer Space
"There's cotton candy
in their hands"
says the polka dotted man
with a stalk of jacaranda
They're all diabolical bozos
All look around
What do you see?
Tell me what's become of humanity
From California shores
To New York Times square
Barnum and Bailey everywhere
If you've ever wondered
why the population's going down
Blame it on the plunder
from the likes of the Killer Klowns from Outer Space
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1 PERFORMED BY THE DICKIES, WHO ARE SUPPORTING THE DAMNED AT THE UEA 30TH NOVEMBER! I REALLY HOPE THEY PLAY THIS TRACK!!
