The Alphini birthday boy, saddled (Savilled?) in pumpkin, afore becoming a horny Devil, and ending up pissed with wonky antlers.
Or something.
Anyhoo, as Mr Migraine slept off the bollocknaise, it's left to Xym to entertain further Pretties.
Firstly, we like the Pretty Eyes whilst watching a film based on crows portrayed by ravens with images of eagles. Not to mention the titless wonders with their gravity enforced frontage.
And then, it's time for longpig nommage. And you know you're in for a good time when the credits have characters named "Gratuitous Lesbian #1".
And then, I has to sit back, being force fed green cake, chocolate cake, three fingers, scampi fries, bacon fries, choccie biscuits and whole bags of crisps.
Without a drink!
And then I has to sit though David Tennant and Kevin Webster as Lady C engages in under-blankie ladyfappage.
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Fun Timez.
1 I MEAN, HONESTLY - THIS IS THE XYM. CHANCE'D BE A FINE THING. A FAREWELL HUG AND A PECK ON THE NECK AND IT'S SUDDENLY BESAVILE-ING THEM LIKE GARY GLITTER IN A VIETNAMESE SWEETIE SHOP! NOT TO MENTION THE MOLESTATIONARY MOTORBOARDING. MOLESTATION INDEED! WHAT'S WRONG WITH A RAIL NETWORK BOARDING AREA FOR BLIND TUNELLING RODENTS? I SUPPOSE "WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY MOLESTATION" IS MORE APPEALING THAN "WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE SOME PUPPIES". ESPECIALLY IF A MOLESTATION IS LIKE A PS3 FOR THE AFOREMENTIONED WORM EATING BURROWERS BENEATH. OR SOMETHING.
