Well, bugger me backwards1! The Xym actually mingled, conversed AND interracted with NEW PEOPLES!
Yes, a second occurrence of this rarest of rare events!
I'll have to see if I can cut down a bit...
Anyhoo, it was The Wedding Of The King Of The Goths, and a mighty fine wedding it was too. And a mighty shiny shindig after! Straight to the Goat's And Whore's Ease, and I appear to have been adopted again! I'm now an honorary member of the Essex Clan!
Wonderful, wonderful people!
And I'm a hit with The Bride's Sister too!
Who, as ever, is unavailable (just to quash any rumours out there, which seem to have begun already, even during the reception).
Crikey o'Riley - Xym being popular? Whatever next? Xym making an effort with Pretties?
[reader's voice:] "Ha ha ha! As if! Xym? Approach Pretties? Actually engage and speak to them? Ha ha cough splutter! Excuse me whilst I mop up this beer I just spat out in humourescent shock!"
Well - I think I may have been somewhat led up that there garden path somewhat. See, yonks back, I got somewhat shot down on a most spectacular level once a most pleasing Pretty found out of my interest2 when somebody grassed me up. In addition, The Xym got warned off. Futhermore, many whisperings in my ear of a most disconcerting nature. Advised to get rid. Tales of the horrid harpy's horridity. Do not pursue. Oh Xym, you can do so much better. Ditch the bitch!
And you know what... I think someone may have been somewhat less than truthful! Indeed, subsequent revelations indicate a hint of the now legendary Ulterior Motive of enamouration of The Xym, and Pretty Green Eyed monstrosities revelling in the removal of their reviled rival (despite their own unavailability!).
Or some such.
So, I think I need to place less faith in the duplicity of them there womens, and more confidence in meself...
(and somewhere, I hear Lucy, John & Jo shouting "Finally!" and cheering...)
1 PLEASE DON'T - ALIEN ANAL ASSAULT IS BAD ENOUGH WITHOUT UNEXPECTED BUMRAPE FROM ROHYPNOLLING TAXIDERMISTS. OR SOMETHING.
2 NORMAL PROCEDURE ADOPTED BY PRETTIES UPON FINDING OUT THAT THE XYM HAS A THING FOR THEM IS TO COP OFF WITH SOMEONE ELSE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!
