Urghle!
Remember last week, I griped about that nudie Chef's Xmas anti-pasty shove-yer-mucky-polluted-paws-in-and-contaminate-it malarky?
Well, someone grassed me up!
And I gots mocked by partkaing of shared departmental sweeties :(
But a bag of Jebby Bubbies is a tad different to someone's befouled hands smearing shite on your salami, drizzling drool in your dolmades, fiddling your focaccia with fæcal fingers and gobbing in your guacamole!
But I don't know which is worse.
For upon a demand for More Sweeties, [un-named staff member 1] has just pulled a big pack of Minstrels out of his drawers, tossed them over to [un-named staff member 2] who then proceeded to "clean" the mucky Minstrels by teasing his teats with the packet, before presenting them for consumption.
I have no desire to munch on Minstrels that have been massaged on mens moobs, let alone being polished after retrieval from the depths of a fat man's drawers!
What is the world coming to!
