Oh deary me!
My once beautiful calligraphically of scriptage has almost gone!
*shakes fist at omnipotent deity of choice* "Damn you, Generic Deity To Avoid Offence, for inventing pop quizzes!"
See, once, I had the most gorgeous copperplatery of flowing glyphs, and thusly I was appointed The One What Has To Write The Answers Down That Are Being Incoherently Whispered By Several People All At Once (And Not Just For The Current Question, Whilst Everyone Is Simultaneously Backtracking Over Past Questions And You End Up Missing Most Of The Next Track Because There's No Time Left To Write Out The Preposerously Long Named Track They Chose).
As a result, my impressive handiwork has devolved into a barely legible scrawl not dissimilar to the now legendary spider trampling through and inkwell and performing Michael Jackson's Thriller all over the answer sheet.
And, as you can see by today's blog title, there can be some confusion when interpreting certain top pop goth hits.
Of course, there will be those out there who immediately cry "Typical Xym - subconsious pervature!"......but hold on... I wrote "She's In Parties" - SOMEONE ELSE read it as "She's In Panties". How come it's my comedy pervature that springs to mind, when it's what THEIR subconsious mind read, the great carpet munching knicker licker lezza!
Oh, I'm so misunderstood, me...
[Kelly's voice:} "No, Xym, you're not! We just know you too well"...
¹ THERE SHE LIES
IN THE RAIN
UNDERGARMENTS BY MARKS AND LA SENZA
THEY'RE GUSSET PROOF
NO CAMEL HOOF
SHE'S IN PANTES (SHE'S IN HER PANTS)
SHE'S IN PANTES (SHE'S IN HER PANTS)
LATEX CORSET
HOT PANTS AND A PUBIC WIG
FOUR BRA'S TUMBLE ON THE CHANGING ROOM FLOOR
BARE FREE BOTH HER DIRTY PILLOWS
SHE'S IN PANTES (SHE'S IN HER PANTS)
SHE'S IN PANTES (SHE'S IN HER PANTS)
THERE SHE LIES
IN THE RAIN
UNDERGARMENTS BY MARKS AND LA SENZA
FREEZE FRAME
STEAM HISS
WET T-SHIRT
XYM'S SEWER MIND'S BLATANTLY OBVIOUS...
...etc, etc...
