...well, more fat as Pat Butcher's..., well just as fat as Pat, really!
And why is she patting butchers? Surely all that ended with Benny Hill, and besides, not all carvers of cadavers for slicing of steaks are all bald of pate.
And if the butcher is serving up paté, then I'll go for Pat B.
But not Pat Butcher.
Which is also a song by Chaz & Dave, although they draw it out somewhat so it end up sounding like Buuuuurrrrrrtcha!
Of course not! It was gertcha self a rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabid rabbits...
Apparently, she (the Farmer's wife) has more rabbits than Sainsbury's. Mayhap lupine husbandry is her secondary talent to rodent tail removal by use of carving knives.*
Although if her husband's a wabbit, he must be the 6ft one they cast in Donnie Darko to shoot out his mixamatosis'd eye so his soul can soar back through to Space Time continuum so he could see that film at the cinema wot he missed first time around.
"Donnie, Donnie, I love you! But we've only for 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes and 12 seconds to save the Earth!"
Flash! Ah-aaah!
Now with flashGuard and Bleach action!
Don't tell Bazzer...
* AND HOW COME THE EVIL COW IS POURING FURTHER AGONIES ON ALREADY CRIPPLED MOUSES? BAD ENOUGH ALL THREE COINCIDENTALLY BEING BLIND, BUT TO FURTHER IMPEDE THEM SHE LOPS OFF THEIR TAILS! IT'S LIKE GOING TO THE ACADEMY FOR THE BLIND, FINDING THREE SIGHTLESS SOULS, AND TAKING A CHAINSAW TO THEIR NOBS!
AND THEY TEACH THIS IN SCHOOLS!!
ALTHOUGH TO BE FAIR, MAINLY TO POSH KIDS TO PLAY ON THE FLUTE, AND PREPARE THEM FOR THE HUNT WHEN THEY GO BACK TO THEIR MANSION. "RAH RAH RAH, SLICE OFF THE FOXES TAIL TARQUIN, JUST LIKE THE FARMERS WIFE."
OR TO STEREOTYPICAL COUNCIL CHAVSCUM TO PLAY ON THE RECORDER (ALTHOUGH DUE TO COUNCIL CUTBACKS, IT'S A COMB WITH A SQUARE OF ANDREX DRAPED OVER IT THESE DAYS).
