...is not, as you would initially think, some erotic movie concerning the insertion of polished poles into the orifices of polish folk, but the entrance points to the Hollow Earth.
As you are probably aware, dear reader, there is an underground city known as Shamballah, and the entrances to this mystical realm are found by cavernous holes in both the north and south poles.
Now, legend has it that it is from this mystical city that the world is run by bipedal lizards in Edgar suits, and the Tibetans (ousted by the Chinese) are forced to burrow throught the Earths mantle, creating a network of tunnels allowing the Illuminatii to listen in on various world leaders secret plans.
Unfortunately, Satnav isn't available in the underworld, so sometimes the tibetan tunnelers go astray. Seems that one has ended up poking his spade too far and breached The World Above. Typically, his error wasn't in some secluded field, or australian cellar/prison, but Newmarket Road, causing consternation to the automotive populace!
It's all the Daily Llama's fault - he likes a good laugh, sitting there in his milk bottle goggles giggling like a schoolgirl, rather than putting an end to his brethren's subterranean antics!
Taoist Tunnellers and Bhuddist Burrowers - It's only a matter of time afore they cross paths with Shudde M'ell - and you don't want tentacled beasties on your trail if you have state secrets to secrete in Shamballah!
Although, I thought Shamballah was some jamacan spicy ricey dish...
