..which is totally incorrect, because in Sweden, there's a epidemic of those who aren't big, but ARE clever!
It would appear that there is one of them there Crimewaves going about, where persons of diminutive stature are esconsed within baggage. When said baggage is left lying about, say in the Luggage Compartment of a plane, when the coast is clear, out pops the thieving oompa-loompa to ransack the place and nick all the stuff!
And when the normal sized bloke trots off with his bag, no-one would think to search it to see if a dwarf was hiding in there with his loot.
The perfect crime!
No wonder Paris Hilton didn't Want to go to jail that time! Someone might have found a hobbit in her handbag while she was away! People keep saying she carries a miniature pup about - it's not! It's a short statured kleptomaniac in costume, ready to pop out and pinch posessions when she takes her bag to various fancy functions.
I never believed it was a dog anyways - who'd run the risk of it shitting all over her bag and pissing on her purse, especially with the designer one's she has.
All this time I've been going on about the stamp thieving gnome in my domicile, when it's been the influx of my many (imaginary) guests and (even more inaginary) friends, sneaking in shortarses in carrier bags to nick me stuff, like putting Dunston Checks In into practise!
Still, at least now I have an excuse to perform security checks and 'pat-down' lovely ladies to ensure they don't have a dwarf about their person, like Kuato in Total Recall.
Oooh, Strip searches! Get yer kit off ladies before entering my domain...
Spread 'em MotherFu...
