See, we have nice, plush offices with smart lifts. Clearly, the news of us being shunted out into the 1970s backwater of St Peters House has enraged someone, for there was a slight whiff of the lavatorial about the elevator.
Taking a whizz in a steel lined council scum estate lift with accompanying graffiti is all well and good, but not in pleasant surroundings!
I mean, what would they do if they were entrapped within Willy Wankers Great Glass Elevator? I have no desire to see willies and pissflaps streaming forth and putting me off my heathy bacon sarnie as I perambulate past!
Take heed, urinators within transparent enclosures, and remember the old adage:
People in glass houses
Should pull the blinds
When removing their trousers
I think I'll get the cleaners to put in a dispenser unit so that there is always plenty of TenaLadies availiable....
...although I wonder what's on offer from a FiverLady...
