I wanna be a star!
NU really know how to waste cash! We've got an advert on out intranet ro be a supermodel, and NU will pay up to £220 expenses to photographicate your hand!
So I put me name forward!
Soon, my hand could be the Poster Boy for Personal Accident! My gnarled, withered, grizzened and taloned grubby mitts could get wordwide fame all of it's own!
I just hope they don't get too big for their boots and go off on a Body Politic Hands of Orlac Evil Dead II slaughterous spree, groping up groupies and auditioning for Addams Family movies.
The hand of God!
Hand of the blob, more like!
