Or course, there are fraudsters ramming each other up the bum to get their grubby mitts on cash they don't deserve, but I never thought I'd see an Insurance company so brazenly promoting thievery.
Hiring men in tights to mug wealthy types!
And after relieving innocent hikers of their pennies by purloining the policyholders purse, they bung him in a cheapass Courtesy Cart! And after a quick sing-song about having to take comparative measures, the insurance instigator cops off with the hippie hottie tarted up as a tousled, dishevelled Maid Marion Pretty.
So, after raking in their roadside booty to swell their own personal Fat Cat coffers, they gets to bump up our premiums on the basis of having to pay out more in burglary cases and hiring out courtesy cars! AND the sneaky insurance guy gets a shagging!
Talk about company perks!
And we know exactly what perks Gio Compario was interested in!
It's literally Highway Robbery!!
Well, leafy forest nature trail robbery.
I work in insurance - send me out creating premium inflating claims and seducing my criminal accomplices - I have a list of Pretties all ready, and can get my paws on several costumes. I'm thinking Alice (from Wonderland), Bellatrix, Mrs Lovett, Pirate Wench, Hot Goth Chick...
