And in their pajamas too!
Probably.
Seems that the Stealth Bin Liner has been located in the Pack His Tarmey* town of Abodybag, to the tune of the Sugababes. Ooh Bin, d'you miss me like a hole in the head? You'll now take two Bin, it's not cruel Bin.
And naturally, to quash any conspiracy theories that he died a long time ago, and to prevent making a martyr out of him, he was brought to justice by putting a couple of caps in his cranium and dumping his body in the sea.
Which is worse than that BNP Petroleum slick. Oh, yes, the Americans got all uppity about an American (formerly British) company dumping oil out of a broken pipe into the Gulf of Mexico, and they're dumping terrorists into the sea**! Now that's pollution...
Sometimes up
Sometimes down.
But always... around.
Pollution - are you coming to my town
Or am I coming to yours?
We're on different buses, Pollution
but we're both using suicide...
bombs!
Or Something
Unlike them heathen extremists who took to the streets in celebration, causing much outrage amongst decent, christian, white American folk, the dumbass yanks took the news in a much less offensive fashion.
By taking to the streets in celebration.
Which isn't hippo critical at all, and certainly won't lead to further resentment and radicalisation!
Of course, there are gormsters who believe that Osama died ages ago, either in a bomb attack or when his dialysis machine conked out. Hah! Says Obama - we've now taken DNA from his body (at the bottom of the ocean) and it's 99.9% certain that it's Osama.
So there!
* ALTHOUGH WHAT JACK DUCKWORTH IS DOING SUICIDE BOMBING WEATHERFIELD, I DON'T KNOW. PROBABLY WAGING WAR ON THE WEBSTER'S GARAGE
** YOU KNOW, THAT SEA THAT IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TOWN OF ABODYBAG, IN THE MIDDLE OF BILL TARMEY'S BACKPACK....
