Wednesday, 11 May 2011

Splash in the kitty, splash in the kitty tonight...

Aw, bless, it's Batman's love interest and part-time villain Cat(bin)woman Mary Christian-Bale and Family, on holiday.

Obviously, feline wheelie bin entrapment is frowned upon in the UK, so it's off to foreignland, where they can toss pussies into pools to their hearts content without having to look over their shoulder for CCTV.

After all, it's not in a kitties nature to be confined in refuse recepticles, but they do tumble into ponds when catching goldfish and manage to swim out.  So if mum can't put the cat out for the binmen to crush in their compactor unit, she can at least train her son on how to waterboard Mr Tiddles.

Hold on...

I saw Question Time on Thursday - they were discussing torture, as it's been alleged that waterboarding led to the disclosure of Osama Bin Laden's secret TimeShare In The Sun hideyhole.

And here we have the visual proof! A video taken at Guantanamo Bay Holiday camp of the Waterboarding of a Cat, by Cat Bin woman's feral spawn, and then Osama Bin Laden's location is discovered!

I think that pussy needs a medal for finally providing the intelligence that led to the demise of the symbolic figurehead of western hatred!

And the band was Jyhaddywaddy!