And then I remembered I have a lack of short, dumpy hawaiian strumpets to clothe meself with.
And THEN I had an inkling I could get away with a few steel hemisphere's to cover the key areas with.
But that would look like a Lady Gaga bra, or something. And apparently a kloche is a huge jelly mould which, when not busy setting jelly in the shape of a pair of chesticles, is bunged o'er a hot meal to keep it warm.
All this time I thought cloth was just people talking about Kloche, but lithped it, becauthe they thpeak thtupid
Oh well, nuddy dancing it is then!