Friday, 20 May 2011

I WOULD go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear...

And then I thought, A-ha! There's always Lilo.

And then I remembered I have a lack of short, dumpy hawaiian strumpets to clothe meself with.

And THEN I had an inkling I could get away with a few steel hemisphere's to cover the key areas with.

But that would look like a Lady Gaga bra, or something. And apparently a kloche is a huge jelly mould which, when not busy setting jelly in the shape of a pair of chesticles, is bunged o'er a hot meal to keep it warm.

All this time I thought cloth was just people talking about Kloche, but lithped it, becauthe they thpeak thtupid

Oh well, nuddy dancing it is then!