Blimey, you risk your life even reading the telly guide these days!
I turned over a page, and was set upon by some central staples, that had a go at the base of me finger. Yeouch! It's come to something when even the telly guide wants to slit yer wrists at Xmas!
Let's hope I survive reading the Spongebob Squarepants magazine and trading card collection!
Now, I'm no expert, but I on my journey into the City today, I had a bit of a waltz through them 'sales'. Maybe it's because I'm not a girly bird with no fashion sense, but could I find any bargains? Could I buggery sod as like!
UP TO 70% OFF scream the banners... but only on the stuff that's had 80% off for months that no-one wants anyways. Anything I wanted - hah! Reductions of 0% abound - or the items in question has mysteriously disappeared into the ether!
I have cash and vouchers, and narry a bargain to purchase.
Still, the January Sales start next week!
