Hiya Honeybunny,
Just a quick note to say how much I love you, and that you really are my one true love.
Now, please don't get mad, but my Xmas surprise isn't a surprise any more, and I thought I'd better let you know.
ParcelForce woke me up at 20 past 8 this morning, with a delivery for me. I signed for it, thinking it was your present that I'd ordered (Yes, I have a large one for you! Fnarr fnarr!), but unfortunately it was your present for me.
I don't know if the delivery service messed up on the delivery dates, or if you ordered using my PC and forgot to change the delivery address, but I now have my pressie 12 days early. Because of what it was, they hadn't wrapped it - just affixed your note to the tub, so there was no way I could not spoil the surprise.
A partidge in a pear tree! That is soooo cool! I like a nice pear (whey-hey!), and I'm calling the bird Alan (Ha ha!). I bet no-one else gets something as different as that!
I'll plant the tree this Arvo - do you fancy coming over later, coz we could plant it together. As the tree grows, so will our love, and as the tree bears fruit, so shall we (ooooh, how romantic am I, apart from the bearing fruit bit, coz we don't want that now do we... we can get fruity later though!).
Gotta dash - I'm off into the City to find an additional pressie for you, as you've spent waaaaaay to much on me already!
Txt me later, and let me know about this arvo.
Love ya lots and lots of chimney pots!
Me
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