What is your problem?
Swans? What the fuck am I supposed to do with seven bloody swans?
And to top it all, they came with some ludicrous pond that they could swim in. Where the hell am I supposed to put a bloody pond, let along a heap of huge swans?
ParcelForce are well pissed off, the neighbours are pissed off (geese are bloody loud) and now I have 7 more honking birds.
I think it's time we put a stop to this, don't you.
Me.
