Hiya,
Just took delivery of the 4 calling birds. ParcelForce not impressed, as the crate broke and they had to spend ages trying to catch them. And they'd shat all over the post.
So your name's mud down the depot!
I'm not being ungrateful, and I appreciate the presents, but you've sent me 6 birds already and I'm running out of space. And now I know why they're called calling birds - they just don't shut up!
I love you and all, but I think it's time for the obstentatious display of affection to cease! 10 birds is more than enought for one man!
Anyhoo, I'll see you tomorrow (got to get down the Giant Pet Store and some more seed and a larger cage - and reorganise the living room to find space for it).
Love,
Me
xxx
