For fucks sake!
I drank waaaay too much last night, and the last thing I needed was the arrival of 12 drummers drumming on their drums.
The living room has been trashed. There's feathers and eggs all trampled into the carpet, not to mention certain bodily fluids as the human element of my daily 'presents' engaged in an all night orgy of sex and alchohol in Yuletide celebration.
And as for the Piper with the maid's cows....
You're a fucking Psycho, so stay away from me in future.
Me.
HOORAY! ONLY ONE MORE BLOG ON THIS TO GO, THANK GOD! IT WAS GONNA BE SOOOOO FUNNY, AND I GOT SOOOO PISSED OFF WITH IT. NEVER AGAIN!
