Ebony & Ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard
Oh Lord, Why don't we...
Well, you dozy git, it's because peoples are not designed to dwell side by side on piano keyboards.
There is the line of of baldy blokes that you bop on the head with a mallet, and you could sneak in a few black blokes in the same position as ebony Alisha's, but being bopped on the bonce isn't that harmonious.
And they keep falling in and out of the line (wit you) as they get rapped into insensibility.
Anyhoo, Ivory is from endangered elephants, and to use Ivory is very much frowned upon, so Macca can just go and shove an ivory tusk right up his Fleetwood Mac.
Bringing about ice ages and climate change though elephantine detusking indeed!
Still, could be worse, it could have been ebony and ovaries, which makes for a very messy piano - and no-one wants to lie side by side in that!
Not me!
