'twould appear some bloke split up with his missus, so he's flogging his life on eBay.
How cool is that! You get a house in oz, all it's contents, his job, and all his friends! Clearly, he's not been watching Flog It! on the telly, as he should have split it into individual items, so he could get more dosh...
...and I could bid on his missus, or his ladyfriends!
That'd be so brilliant! No more hiding behind bottle of Jacques in nightclubs, or indeed, as recently recalled due to the philatelic fairy's return from Argentina and signing me up to FiendsReunited when I weren't looking, presenting the light of your life with a carriage clock in the college common room before scuttling away in embarassment to find rocks to crawl under, before fleeing to Norfolk in abstract terror for being a complete creepout tosspiece.
Simply pop on eBay and buy a Sheila!
Of course, there will be those that will confidently boast you can buy a Ting Tong off Thailandish websites, complete with ping pong launching options. But why pay buckets of baht for a banzai bride, when you could snap up a bargain bin Bondai beach babe for a couple of dollars and a case of XXXX!
Strewth, that bloke must fair be a bit of a flibbertigibbet...
