Funday it may be, but it means that tomorrow is Monday again, which is a reason not to wish it were Monday.
I wish it were Saturday, for that would truly be a Funday, coz you can go out in the city, coffee, lunch, Cinema. Dr Who in the evening, Hades if it's Alt.80s, but most fun of all is that the following day would be Sunday and not another Monday.
And how can Sunday be a Funday - it's put the washing on, switch between Trapped & Toonattik, put wash on spin, watch Raven, hang up washing, watch re-runs of scrapheap challenge, watch F1 and/or Columbo, watch the current Scrapheap, watch America's got Talent followed by Supernatural, then a double dose of bloody Jimmy Carr in Commercial Breakdown followed by 8 out of 10 cats. And if that's not depressing enough, by then it's Monday.
Wish it was Sunday my best hat!!
TISWAS!
You can probably tell, work has stressed me out somewhat today...
I DON'T LIKE MONDAYS,
TELL YOU WHY:
I WANNA SHOO-OO-OOOO-OOO-OOOOOOOT
THE GIT THAT USED UP ALL THE SPACE ON THE MAINFRAME SO I CAN'T COMPILE ANYTHING COZ OF SE37 ERRORS EVEN WITH A FREE/COMPRESS AND THE BUGGER'S DON'T REFRESH IT AND THE ENLARGE DATASET PANELS FALL OVER WITH JCL ISSUES COZ THEY GET SE37 SPACE ISSUES, AND EVERYONE ELSES ACCESS HAS BEEN REMOVED SO I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO ANYTHING DESPITE BEING ON THREE PROJECTS AND HAVING ALL THE MAJOR REQUESTS IN THE RELEASE ASSIGNED TO ME COZ I'M SO SODDING BRILLIANT I HAVE TO BLOODY DO EVERYONE ELSE'S WORK AS WELL, WHICH I CAN'T COZ THE MAINFRAME STILL HAS NO SPACE FREE AND IT'S CLOSING ITSELF DOWN AND THE CODING WINDOW ALSO CLOSED WITH AN 'EXCEPTION ERROR' DUE TO LACK OF MEMORY AND YOU LOSE 2 WHOLE HOURS OF COMPLICATED WORK AND THEY WANT TO SNEAK IN AN EMERGENCY RELEASE RIGHT NOW AND IT'S "WHAT DO I NEED TO DO" AND HAVE TO WALK PEOPLE THROUGH THE PROCESS AND FIND THEY DON'T HAVE ACCESS AND CAN'T EVEN TAKE A LOCK OUT ON A FILE AND.....
...APOLOGIES: XYMON HAS BEEN DRAGGED OFF FROTHING AND FOAMING AT THE CAKEHOLE AND PLACED INTO A PADDED CELL WITH A NICE WHITE STRAIGHTJACKET POTATO.
