Kelso has challenged The Blog - can I actually do a blog without any mention of pervosity? Piece of piss!
So, rulewise, the next blog must NOT reference in any way, shape or form, the following criteria:
- double entendres
- lovely ladies (and any associatred lechment thereof)
- boobies
- cheap nob gags
- genitalia
- being a vast mountain of lard wots unable to pull The Birds
- lowest common denomninator for cheap laughs
- rampant shaggery and general humpification
Easy! Watch this space...
Although I'm not sure how long I can keep it up...
...OO-ER MISSUS with added FNARR FNARR on top!
