How come, when off on a short jaunt, they don't make the right size luggage? It's either too small, or unfeasible large (oo-er missus!).
If you use the large suitcase, it's all unwieldy due to it's lack of content, and if you use the smallest travel bag it's all wong shape bulgy and hard to get on yer back.
They should invest bottomless travelling luggage like what Rincewind had. Surely it can't be that hard? After all, Athur C. Clarke wrote about Telecommunications satellites, and the greybeards went off and invented them!
Still, I've been up all night.
Now that's what I call 'Anarchy'.
Oh, have I got a video...