OK, so I work for a top UK Insurance Company.
That don't impress me much!
So they, got the news
But it's not up to much
Now don't get me wrong
Yeah, I think it's all right,
But that won't help get my data FTP'd onto the server from craparse outsource partners
Yes, we have a news datafeed at work to keep us all up-to-date in the economic climate, so we are fed relevant financial news.
Take todays top story: "Tina Hobley's post-baby body secrets - MirrorDietClub.co.uk. Soap star Tina Hobley looks fantastic just two months after having baby Olivia.. but how can other new mums take a leaf out of her book?"
Bit of a long winded title, but I'm slightly bemused by just how, exactly, some soapy scrubber impacts the financial world of Home, Motor or Travel insurance.. actually, now I think about it… soaps… Ah, that's where Travel Insurance comes into it! Wooden actresses probably need travel insuance so they can get to these beaches to parade around in a couple of dairylea triangles and a thong for the Hollyoaks Babes calendar 2009!
Anyhoo, I'm most concerned about the final part of the title: "but how can other new mums take a leaf out of her book?". Now, I'm no expert on law, but surely this is illegal? Handing out tips to new mums on how to creep into soapstar trollops houses in the dead of night, evading the security systems, locating the pressed flower collection and callously filching all the superfuous foliage from the stems!
Disgraceful! Encouraging new mums to engage in floral thievery! It's political correctness gone mad. Or something...
Just don't come crying to me when you purloin the greenery and it convinces you to stock up on hotdogs & talk to plastic shrubbery before forcing you to top yerself by comically headbutting the window.
Gaia's an antichrist
Gaia's an anarchist
Don't know what she wants, but she knows how to get it
She wants to destroy passers by...
By passing wind in the trees…
