Blah blah blah... Phone hacking
Blah blah blah... BSkyB bid dropped
Blah blah blah... Blagging records
BUT...
On the plus side, a shoplifting seagull nicks a packet of cheesey Doritos every day
AND
The ghostly imprint of a snowy owl appeared on a window!
"Mind you, they're all 'snowy' owls by the time I've finished with them, Stu"
