Tuesday, 19 July 2011

Return of the Attack of the Killer Fluffy Bunnies (Part II) in 3D...

Spur of the moment last minute popsicle with additional blokement.

Honestly, why couldn't Midwitch dredge up her Pretties for me instead :(

Oh well, new moniker for The Return.

Alas, no scoffage - but what's this? The presence of non-existant peoples?!?!

For The Midwitch once invented a male Pretty for betrothal upon ye olde BaceFook, and apparently, from her invented mind he manifested at The Whatacunt. And now, he's manifesting himself all over the place.

So, it would seem that Xym needs to invent a pretty of his own. Buy that there Photoshop and blend together a montage of my Pretties to get Ultimate Pretty. Set my ficticious femme fatale up on FaceFuck and announce our courtment. Then all it needs is of to The Whatacunt and Bingo Wings! I'll have created a Pretty of my very own to exact specifications who shall appear in my presence!!

Although, knowing my luck, even a manifestation of mine own mind via the transperambulation of pseudo-cosmic antimatter (precipitating a flexi-tangenital spatial interflux within the symbiotic parameters) would instantly loathe the loathesome lecher that is Xym!

Anyhoo, beaten by spatially perception impaired rapscallions. Boo!


Perhaps next time we'll be The Classic Special Limited Exclusive Ultimate Extreme Collector's Unseen Director's Theatrical Extended Edition of the Revenge of the Return of the Attack of the Killer Fluffy Bunnies From Outer Space (Part II) in 3D Triple Play Blu-Ray, DVD and Digital Copy steelbook boxset with lenticular sleeve, poster, postcard set and colletors booklet (includes both the Original and the remake) with replica prop from the movie and sculpted figurine by a world renown artist, plus 4 sets of Red/Blue Stereoscopic 3D glasses with cute bunny ears and optional twitching nose.

Or something.