Clearly, some blokes have their gaydar turned up to 11.
I now have another bloke with a "man-crush" on me, and another believing me to be a God and taking my babbling as biblical.
The Gospel Of Xym!
I know I have the bod of a God (Buddha), but how comes my disciples are all fishing for men? Why can't I have hordes of Pretties lining up to marry me and bear my children?
David Koresh - more wives than Papa Lazarou. Perhaps I should "black up" and start abducting Daves for my circus menagerie.
Watch out Pretties - You're all my wives now!
