Crocs with socks!
A sight to see is crocs with socks Upon a fox from down the docks
who's caught the pox upon her box
when the cure, say docs, is eat some cox*
And if The Public's shocked and mocks
a fox who rocks in socks and crocs
Shave off their locks! Kick their buttocks!
Them cocks that mocks a fox in crocs.
But what about crocs upon Burt Kwouk?
Take the glock out of your pock'**
Take the glock out of your pock'**
Beat the clock! Shoot off his block!
That's what you do with crocs on Kwouk.
That's what you do with crocs on Kwouk.
Crocs with socks - it's all bollocks
I prefer a fox with big New Rocks
A great big shock of tousled locks
And not a fox in crocs with socks.
*APPLES, OF COURSE. NOT THE GORMSTER YELLING IN A ROWING BOAT. OR EATING COCKS - THAT'S HOW SHE GOT INTO TRUB IN THE FIRST PLACE...
** ABBREVIATION OF POCKET.
