Thursday, 30 June 2011

They call me the solderer...

Yeah, the solderer
I solder round and round and round and round

What makes a good leader?

Being able to be in non-stop back-to-back meetings, delegating all work, taking all the credit but blaming others for failure?

Having a gang to lead and a Silver glittery jumpsuits with mahoosive shoulderpads?

Or having the ability to smelt metals marked on Periodic Tables by the symbol Pb, and apply it to other surfaces, much as a painter applies paint, a leader applies lead.

Of course not! You don't call swimming pool cleaners chloriners do you! There's no such thing as a magnesiumer, mercuryer or ironer is there!

Although some would say the latter one is a wife.

Anyhoo, the proper term for a leader is presumably a welder. Or a solderer.

Mmmmm.... boiled runny egg and toasted solderers!

But not big butch beefcake solderers - oh no! Sexy soldering blacksmith babes, all toasty warm on the other hand...