There was a really creepy guy down The Whatacunt last night...
...and for once, it wasn't me!
Oh, hold on...
...yeah...
...there were TWO really creepy guys down The Whatacunt last night!
But at least I only ogle pretties, all un-noticable from behind me starry spex*, nor run about groping anything that moves and making lewd perverticals into the ears of all and sundry.
* ONLY NOT THAT UNNOTICABLY. AND NOT REALLY OGLE, DUE TO BEING VIRTUALLY BLIND WITH DARK SPEX IN A DARK CLUB. WHICH HAD THE ADDED BENEFIT OF NOT BEING ABLE TO SEE THE LAUGHING MOCKERY OF MY BESPECTACLED VISAGE & VOLUMINOUS BARNET, BUT THE DOWNSIDE OF NOT SEEING CREEPY BLOKES CREEPING UP ON ME FOR THE ATTEMPTED CEROC AND MAN-HUGGAGE.
