Apparently, there's this new film out on the Home Entertainments called 127 hours.
Running time: 94minutes.
What a gyp! That's 125hrs 26min of red hot trapped-under-a-rock-doing-nothing action we're being deprived of!
These new-fangled Blu-Rays are supposed to hold a million years worth of data on just one side, yet they can only get a paltry 94mins of footage on it.
Each episode of Lord of the Rings is about 10 hours long, yet they condense 127 hours of limb-based entrapment into 94 mins.
Actually, a lot less, as the trailer has lots of trekking about, and obligatory nudie shower scene (by cunning use of a handy passing waterfall).
127 hrs? False Advertising, more like!
