There are those who are into bondage.
Then there's thems what are into the rapey shagging of snakelike zephyr stoppers.
But it would seem that someone has been waving their wand at wangs and chanting Chihuahua Chopper: Canine Cockus Engorgio!
For King Dong, Long John Alfie "The Tripod", suddenly revealed his mutant member, frightening the womenfolk and putting the boys to shame.
Cast into the chill of night, in hope that the cold may return him to non-Buster Gonad like proportions, dragging his donkey dangler in the dirt, to no avail.
Such a state of shock at supersize schlong and behemoth ballsack ensued, that I handed over my debit card and allowed a major Pretty to make fashionista purchases at my expense!
Mind you, she looked good in raybands.
