Forget prefabity - it's depravity again, for Ye sprout hath revealed it's source of evil!
The source of the killer cucumbers, infecting ladygardens with their vibratory viruses of the eColi clitoral variety, has been traced to...
Nazi Bean-Sprouts!
The wok-based final solution - an ungodly hybrid of ground nut oil, bean sprouts and STDs*.
Ken Hom? Hen Heil Hitler, more like!!
The sooner we put a stop to this modern Mengele's WhoreTittyCuntUrinal horticultural holocaust, the better. I blame that Dr Goebbels... or should that be Herr Gobbles - his fondness for gobbling jewish vajayjay thwarted by legume-based phallic substitution, he weeked his wewengay by mutating that most hated of veg, the Sprout, into a bean version.
And what is another term for bean? Think bean flicking? A-ha! The instigating steps of pandemic produce! eColiflowered cucumbers bred on ye sprouts of the bean!
Except them what are into beastiality, whats having their labial ladylips licked out by lizard lezzas, like that serving maid and her Miss Whiplash-tongued dragony dominatix in Dogturd Poo this week. They probably end up with Silurian sapphic salmonella instead.
Or something.
* AND FOR SMART ARSES WHO SAY ECOLI IS NOT A SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE, IT IS WHEN YOUR RAMMING ONE OF THESE ECOLI RIDDLED MARROWS UP YER SNATCH. ANYHOO ECOLI IS ON THEM VIBRATORS WHAT ARE DISGUISED AS LUBRICATED LEGUMES. YOU KNOW. ECOLI. ELECTRONIC COLI. LIKE THEM EMAILS.
