You've probably heard about Liqueur, the fantastic Cure tribute band (and you can see them next performing live this Hallowe'en at The Square in Harlow).
However, Liqueur sounds to me like LeClerc, 'Allo 'Allo's master of disguise of the "It is I, LeClerc" running gag.
Actually, when you think about it, Liqueur itself sounds a bit Frenchy. Le Cure, with the stripey blouse, baguettes, wine, the black scarf/trousers and twiddly poncey 'tashe and beard.
But without the bicycle.
Or the onions, coz the resultant tears would make his eyeliner run all down his face.
Can you imagine that - Le Cure's Robért Smith, ze pop-goth who cannot wear ze beret because of his bushy cheveux.
Sacre Noir!
J'ai attendu des heures ceci
je me suis fait ainsi malade*
je souhaite que je sois resté
en France aujourd'hui
* SI VOUS ÊTES MALADE, VOUS AVEZ BESOIN DU GUÉRIR FRANÇAIS
HAW HE HAW
