...or another Xym Turns The World Against Him Blog!
Perhaps I can finally get something pulled off facebook without resorting to spud jugs and tassled tits!
Just getting pulled off would be a start!
Oh dear... start as you mean to go on...
Anyhoo, there has been much vilification of Aimz upon ye work forums. Mainly along the lines of "Why should some skank-ho crack whore dominate The News when 93 people died in Norwegianland?"
Hold on - Ameh was a worldwide appreciated talented musician and lyricist of reknown, whereas 93 people no one's ever heard of were shot by a Christian nutjob. It's not like Morten Harket, Magne Furuholmen & Pål Waaktaar got dead, is it!
Yeah, it's a tragedy, but it's hardly surprising news - chap who believes in an imaginary, judgemental, giant beardy bloke in the clouds who let his illegitimate offspring be tortured to death turns out to be a bit mental.
Shock! Horror! Mentally unstable bloke goes on mad rampage!
See, you don't get this in MY religion. As all know, I'm a pastafarian, Having been an former acolyte of the Cthulhu cult, I was enlightened when I realised the cephalopodic tentacles of Cthulhu were actually the tagliatelli-esque tendrils of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
No jyhadhi gnocchi for our lot... unless you count the cRAGUsades, where the Knights Tempura tried to convert sushi sinners by the holy sword.
Well, the holey ladle of pasta drainage, at least.
Not to mention the Italian Inquisition!
No-one expects the Italian Inquisition, with the solidified cream sauce Carbonara Boots, drowning unbelievers in pools of pomodoro puree.
I'm gonna make you a brushetta you cannot refuse!
