"I will see you in Hell, Mr Thorne
There, we shall shout out our sentence"
Half Past 7?
Of course not - it's Harpic VII, which sounds more like a bog cleaning robot to me!
Anyhoo - every wondered how a mentally challenger kicker of balls and his Stepford wife got so powerful?
Revelations 14:2
And I heard a voice from heaven, as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of a great thunder: and I heard the voice of harpers harping with their harps.
A-ha!
And what else does The Bible have to indicate a harbingedrinker of Armadillo? Only the number 7... Seven Seals, A red dragon with 7 heads and 7 crowns, A score of 7 on Strictly Come Apocalypso!
And surely, the aforementioned Harpers must be a septet... 7 Harpers... a Harper Seven if you will!
Forget The Omen - clearly The Antichrist will not rise from the Eternal Sea of political power, but from the sea of Celebrity Royal power (although The Church tried to prevent anyone interfering with God's ineffable plan by mentioning Eternal instead of The Spice Girls, so Louise Nurding would be a scapegoat instead of Posh Spice Victoria Beckham, mother of serpents).
But Xym - doesn't The Father Of Lies usher in his Son as servant at 6am on 6th June? 666 - number of the beast, and all that?
Another mistranslation. Remember revelations? All them 7's? Forget 6 sixes, it's 7 sevens!
1. Born 7(:55) am
2. Born in July -the 7th month
3. Weighed 7lbs,
4. David was number 7 for England
5. He was also number 7 for ManChestHair United
6. He has a tattoo of the number 7 in Roman Numerals on his forearm (or foreskin. One of the two, anyway)
7. The Beckhams have 7 brain cells between them
7 sevens! Proof enough, I think, of the heralding in of Ye Endde Tymeʃ !
And if Goldenballs "The Lion" is the equivalent of The Jackal, Ole Cloven Hoof* must be Victoria.
"The voice of The Devil,
is heard in our lands!"
As evidenced by the screaming of the teeming tortured souls encapsulated within the caterwauling cacophany of such eternal torment as "Out Of Your Mind", "Not Such An Innocent Girl", "A Mind Of It's Own" and "Let Your Head Go/This Groove".
Old Nick?
Old Knickerless, more like!
Or something.
* OR OLE CAMEL TOE, DEPENDING ON YOUR PREFERRED BEASTIAL ANATOMICAL COMPARISONS OF VADGE DEFINING TOO-TIGHT LEGGINGS.
