How sick is Dick
Is Zak am twat
Of course, we can't use "How Gone Is Ron" as the 'Ron' in question is actually Robert Redford, who isn't called Ron, so it makes no sense. Unless you replace Ron with Rob, but that don't rhyme with Gone.
Anyhoo. Zack Shitearse am a twahhhhht, for he done a test screening (oooooh!) and after all his promises of faithfulness, he's only gone and changed the ending!
You can' take out 'The Squid' - it's just preposterous! It undermines Ade's whole strategem - and makes the smartest man in the world look like a dick.
It's bad enough taking out Walt's return home and losing his whole regression(and undermining TopKnot torturage and fumbling apologies), but to lose the whole basis the movie hinges on...
Gaaaaah! I was sooooooo excited, now I'm as miffed as a miffed thing that's had miff for starter, mains and dessert, with a miff chaser.
By the way, it's not 10 to doomsday, it's 5½ minutes. Easily mistaken for 5, but never 10.
We love you all? Not if Zack buggers up the whole setup! If you're gonna do it, do it properly. Never compromise. Not even in the face of Armageddon.
Framing the one remaining member of the Blue Man Group who blithely accepts it when we could have full on interdimensional invasion by monstrous behemoths - what were you thinking!
What's the time - it's Def Con One!
or
What's the time - it's Chico time...
Clearly the latter, you great treacherous oaf!!
