There are many things that The Gays are famous for, but to go from munching on manhoods to consuming the meat of man is a tad extreme!
Seems that the first ever Mr Gay UK has become a stone bonker, and is enticing young rentaboys into his domicile in order to ravish their bottoms before serving up their bottom on a silver platter for tea!
So if you go round a gay friends house for tea, avoid the bangers and mash!
And the meatballs.
This is what comes of letting cannibalistic catamites watch late night tagliatelli zombie movies with twists in them. Bumboys bit on the bot by homozombies, then arising from the dead and arseraping Daffidds to death before eating their cocks off in some ladyboy longpig massacre.
And the worst thing is that he was Mr Gay UK! He's not even German!
Or a player of the double bass.
And I ain't talkin' about a fish in each hand, waving them about like morris dancers hankies and slapping them in rhythmic percussion*. This is more the antics of them mental vegetarians who claim to be vegetarian but still eat fishies on the basis of... umm... well, it's not 'meat' it's 'fish'.
Actually, the term is Piscitarian, which is not to be confused with a vagetarian (despite claims of fishy mingescent that needs a bit of Febreeze on it). Although, I do feel sorry for vegans, as how do they know their olives haven't been pissed on by a goat, or their mung beans matured with marmoset manure and the like.
Tofu? A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!
EAT SWEETIES!!!
* I WOULD MAKE AN EXTREMELY BAD TASTE REFERENCE ABOUT A GERMANS (HANS) FISTS BEING PUMPED AMONGST MAURICE'S MR HANKY IN SEXUAL RHYTHM, BUT THAT WOULD BE TOO OFFENSIVE, SO I WON'T MENTION IT!
