...which is not quite accurate, seeing as the latest ad has the three trollops pinkly poncing about screeching about getting Home insurance!
Far be it from me to complain, but surely they cannot continue trading as Sheila’s Wheels, unless they only insure Caravans, mowbli homes and camper vans. And just what exactly are camper vans camper than?
Charles Haughtrey in Carry On Camping?
"Oh, I say! My vans so much camper than yours!"
Talking of camping it up, I notice when selecting my mood on me profile, there is a mood of ’bummed’.
Who’d want to advertise being in the mood for Squidwards special tentacle right up the ole chocolate Patrick! Still, I guess it follows the ’Aroused’ and ’Horny’ moods. But why can’t it be less risque:
Aroused - > Horny -> Post-coital. Bummed is just far to explicit!
I’d still like to know what some of them other moods are - WTF is crunk & froggy, and how come the mood I’m in is never an option?
But I digress...
How come that Basil Brush get’s jailed up for doing sketches about Gypsies selling pegs & Heather, yet Cher can prattle on about Thieving Gypsy Tramps. The tramp in question I assume to be the Heather who Basil was on about. A right ole tramp ’on the game’, with the gypsy king pimp flogging her off (as in selling her body, not flogging her to get off in some cat o’ nine tales nazi dungeon sado-sex torture fest whilst watching Leona Lewis-Hamilton driving about).
I don’t know what you heard about me
But a bitch can’t get dolly pegs from me
I’ll give you Heather (McCuntney) for free
Coz I’m a motherlovin’ P.I.M.P.
But even worse is that Sheila’s Wheels - clearly this is propogating racial aussie stereotypes - what’s next?
Blokes get on to Bruce’s Mooses, being a travel service based in Alaska, with free corks-onna-hat sunshade and car key shorts and shirt (with option manta ray on left breast pocket) with a crate of XXXX and a free blow-up Kylie?
What’s that Skip? Three birds in a pink caddy ran you over? Strewth! Flamin’ Galaaaaahrs. I’ll set me bunyip on ’em, flamin’ mongrels.
An’ suchlike.
