Apparently, some local teens were hanging out down by the graveyard (as you do in Argentinia, presumably weeping over Eva Pernod) discussing fishing and filming themselves on their phones "clowing around" when out of the shrubbery a small shadow shuffler stepped out!
Despite soiling their trousers in terror, one had the foreskin to film the beastie, before fleeing like a big girls blouse. Unfortunately, he didn't have the foreplay to sent it off to You've been framed, so missed out on the 250 quid.
So, to all of you doubters out there, here's living proof of Gnomes abroad:
Of course, there will be those doubting Thomas's out there, saying it's just some argentinian fox caught at an odd angle. But at least it's not some argentinian minger! Argy-bargy? Argy-Bargepole, more like!
If you want more proof, I've got a picture of a juvenile sasquatch...
Yeah, I'm just a Teenage Bigfoot baby...
And you know what they say about teenagers with big feet...
"Jesus, your feet reek! Get some febreze on 'em!"
